Kevin Young wrote:Da juggler wrote:
HAN is NOT the man!!!!!!!!
R2D2 is THE MAN!!!!!
ummmmm...... I don't know how to tell you this........... but here it goes...... I'm not saying you're a "Liar" and "This Might Sting A Little", but R2-D2 is not a man...... and obviously impossible for him to be "the" man. I hate that you had to find out this way. "Someone" had to tell you, and I just couldn't let it go in the "Things Left Unsaid" category. Luckily for you, "The Wait Is Over" and you have been "Stripped Away" from this foolish thinking that might have had "No End At All". R2-D2 is a DROID, which is close to being a man, but close only counts in "Horseshoes & Handgrenades". It's really a great "Tribute" to the DROID that you love R2-D2 so much "After The World" of Alderaan, his home planet for many years, was destroyed like a "Falling Star" for "Whatever Reason." I guess Darth Vader just wanted to unleash the "Deafening" power of the Death Star to "Watch It Burn" until it was "Invisible" to the rest of the galaxy for all "Eternity". But the truth must come up from the ashes like a "Phoenix Rising". So "Next Time", "Before You" come "Back Again" on these message boards and start disagreeing with me, get in "Touch" with the "Remembering" part of the brain that knows that a DROID is "Not The Same" thing as a man! And "Furthermore", just in case you're not listening to me, not understanding a word I say, or the message I bring..... believing that R2-D2 is the man is like believing the "Easter Bunny" is the "Big Bad Wolf". There are a "Thousand Things" I don't know, but "I Just Know" this isn't one of them. So in conclusion, lift your "Face" DA JUGGLER, and let this truth "Shine Down" and "Touch" your "Hardened" heart........ and never "Fear"....... for you are loved "By God" and by me too!